Ask Captain Dramatic

Welcome to the Easter edition of Ask Captain Dramatic. First off, my family and I would like to wish you and yours a very Happy Easter.

Me: "Captain Dramatic, do you have any advice for other kids on Easter?"

CD: "Yep! Don't eat eggs with furry yolks."

My husband and I couldn't stop laughing. No matter how hard I could have tried, I just couldn't make anything like that up.