The following is from The Onion. If you are not familiar with The Onion, you need to be. It is often times hilarious, and completely fictitious. It always promises a good laugh. What is scary about this one, yet also very amusing, is that I could see this happening.
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."
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