Ask Captain Dramatic

Welcome to this weeks episode of Ask Captain Dramatic. Today I asked Captain Dramatic a series of related questions while I had him trapped in the car during a one hour drive.

Me: "What makes the tires on a car work?"

CD: "The tread"

Me: "Why does the tread make them work?"

CD: "Because it makes them get traction."

Me: "What is traction?"

CD: "I have no freaking clue. Why are you asking me all these dumb questions anyway?"