Ask Captain Dramatic

Everyone has chores in this house. Including Captain Dramatic.

Me: What is your least favorite household chore?

CD: Doing the kitty litter.

Me: Why?

CD: It freakin' stinks! (while giving me an incredulous look)

Me: Outside of the smell, what is so bad about it?

CD: Duh...the poop! (insert eye roll here)

Me: Ok,Ok. What is your favorite household chore?

CD: The dishes.

Me: So, why do you always complain about doing them?

CD: Because you don't let me do them by hand!

Here I thought he complained because it was work. Maybe I will have to let him pick his dish washing method in the future.