Ask Captain Dramatic

Ask Captain Dramatic is running late tonight because this weekend he was at his father's. Without further delay...

CD: "Here Dad-E! Listen to this!" (holds the watch up to his step-father's ear and starts to whisper "tic-tic-tic")

CD: "Don't you like the tic?"

Dad-E: "That watch doesn't tic!"

CD: "Yes it does! Can't you hear it?" (more "tic-tic-tic")

Dad-E: "No it doesn't! It is digital."

Captain Dramatic starts to laugh hysterically which becomes very contagious.