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Captain Dramatic was playing with the cat one morning this week. She isn't too keen on whatever it is he is doing, and is protesting with teeth. CD isn't phased. This is common in our house after all. As he laughs at her attempt to deter his attentions and proceeds to call her a 'freak eyed poop'.

Me: *look of disbelief* What? What is a Freak-eyed poop?
CD: You know, like how Black Eyed Peas made up their name.
Me: But Black Eyed Peas is an real thing, not just a made up name!
CD: I know, but it is like theirs only I made it up.
Me: So you're going to start a rap band called freak eyed poop?
CD: *laughs*

This exchange helped the cat extricate herself for her current bind however.

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