Ask Captain Dramatic

So Captain Dramatic has been really good at school and Tae Kwon Do lately. He even cleaned the kitty litter this week without being asked. As a reward, Dad-E and I decided that it was OK for him to play some computer and video games again. He really wanted to play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, so we let him with heavy adult supervision. I am not a parent who keeps her kids from things, but I don't let do these things alone either. You have probably all guessed this though, so I will continue with the story.

Captain Dramatic was playing Grand Theft Auto, and as he usually does, crashing his cars into everything. His cars never last too long. This annoys Dad-E. Not because he destroys every car he gets, but because he has to make sound effects as he does so. That means, while watching him play, all you hear is "Dooosch" every time he crashes. This is only the most common of the oft repeated phrases while CD plays GTA.

CD: Doooosch!
Dad-E: OK, we don't need the sound effects.
CD: OK

A few minutes pass...

CD: Doooosch!
Dad-E: We don't need the sound effects CD.
CD: OK

A few minutes pass...

CD: Doooosch!
Dad-E: Stop with the sound effects please.
CD: OK


A few minutes pass...

CD: Doooosch!
Dad-E: CD! We don't need a running commentary!
Me: The sound effects really bother you don't they?
Dad-E: Yes, that is all you hear every three seconds. "doooosch", "doooosch", "sorry" as he runs someone over again, "doooosch", "doooosch", "oh no! F8", "doooosch", "doooosch", "doooosch"!
CD: *hysterical laughter*
Me: *hysterical laughter*

At this point even Dad-E had to laugh too.

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