Friday Funny

A big news story was just breaking, fires on the local hillside. The photographer for a big city newspaper quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted,

"Let's go". The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,

"Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for the paper," he responded. "And I need to get some close up shots." The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,

"So, what you're telling me, is you're NOT my flight instructor?"

I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)