From The Onion News

The following is from The Onion. If you are not familiar with The Onion, you need to be. It is often times hilarious, and completely fictitious. It always promises a good laugh. What is scary about this one, yet also very amusing, is that I could see this happening.

Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."

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