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Captain Dramatic bumped his head the other night. He hit it good. He whacked it on his solid wood bed frame while throwing a massive fit when he didn't get his way. It still hurt the next day. I have been instructed not to make him smile, laugh, cry, pout, shout, or anything that would make him move his right eyebrow, as all of those things cause him pain. Blinking even hurts because it moves the bruised muscles around that eye. With all of that in mind, parenting should be easy this week.

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