Yesterday's Answer: Albert Einstein
Today's Quote:
"Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy."
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I just had a call from a local charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to help clothe the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to f*** off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
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Yesterday's Answer: Charles Dickens
Today's Quote:
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
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Yesterday's Answer: Javan
Today's Quote:
"We need never be ashamed of our tears."
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Yesterday's Answer: Harvey Mackay
Today's Quote:
"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be just be an illusion."
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Yesterday's Answer: Michael Jordan
Today's Quote:
"Don't water your weeds."
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Yesterday's Answer: Willis Whitney
Today's Quote:
"I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I cannot accept not trying."
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Yesterday's Answer: James Bryant Conant
Today's Quote:
"Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can."
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
"You ok?" she asks.
"Yes." he says.
"You can go and play with the other kids you know" she says.
It's best I stay here." he says.
"Why?" asks the blonde.
"Because I'm the goal keeper."
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt
Today's Quote:
"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."
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Yesterday's Answer: Vince Lombardi
Today's Quote:
"You always admire what you really don't understand."
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Yesterday's Answer: Henry David Thoreau
Today's Quote:
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
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Yesterday's Answer: Jim Rohn
Today's Quote:
"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."
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