Yeah! What she says!

Yeah! What she says!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday Funny


A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

" pay $10 and if you pass only three tests, you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You must pay first. Those are the rules." says the bartender. After thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"Okay," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands. Third there's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex. You have to take care of that problem!"

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other things."

"Your call," says the bartender, "But, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says,"Where's the damn tequila?" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face, and he does it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out of the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and screaming sounds. Then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says, "Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

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