Yesterday's Answer: Will Rogers
Today's Quote:
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
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Yesterday's Answer: W. C. Fields
Today's Quote:
"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress."
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Yesterday's Answer: Bob Hope
Today's Quote:
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
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Yesterday's Answer: Joe Namath
Today's Quote:
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
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I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Zsa Zsa Gabor
Today's Quote:
"Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP."
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Yesterday's Answer: Jimmy Durante
Today's Quote:
"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
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Yesterday's Answer: Groucho Marx
Today's Quote:
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
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Yesterday's Answer: Socrates
Today's Quote:
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain
Today's Quote:
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
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Yesterday's Answer: Victor Borge
Today's Quote:
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
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Yesterday's Answer: George Burns
Today's Quote:
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
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Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain
Today's Quote:
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS??'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt
Today's Quote:
"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement."
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Yesterday's Answer: Lillian Gordy Carter
Today's Quote:
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"
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Yesterday's Answer: Thomas Jefferson
Today's Quote:
"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'"
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Yesterday's Answer: George Washington
Today's Quote:
"A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicity."
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Yesterday's Answer: Patrick Henry
Today's Quote:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
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As an American, I don't comment, write, or orate on the political systems of other nations. I may ask questions in an attempt to try and understand them, and I may have a few quick remarks every now and again about their individual politicians, monarchs or dictators, but I don't even pretend to understand their political systems, or how they work. My main reason for this is, I believe that unless you have lived under that rule, and participated in that system for a number of years, you will be missing something important and end up making yourself look like the biggest idiot, or jerk there is.
It upsets me to see others do this because it seems it is always the Americans, and our system that are getting picked on. Most days I can blow it off and convince myself that it is just jealousy, or perhaps as it is with children, that picking on someone else makes you feel better about yourself. In actuality there is probably a little of column A and a little of column B mixed in to the truthful answer. Despite this, on occasion, I find myself upset by what is said. Primarily, because I live here, and what is being said really isn't true. I don't like the way American's, and our ideals are misinterpreted by people who presume to know what they are talking about when in actuality they can't even begin to grasp the concept.
Today I was set off by an article that I received via Twitter from The Guardian. For those of you who don't already know, this is a British paper. The funniest part, is this article was tweeted by a friend who is Scottish, and very opinionated about American politics. (In fact, he tweets about American politics more than those of the UK. The right and wrong of that fact alone is a totally different blog post though.) You can read the article in isn't entirety here, but I will post it below in bits and pieces with my thoughts and comments.
This Republican abuse of the system is not the American way
The centuries-old US political system is one to be admired. Yet ironically it's under threat from those who claim to be patriots
They say one in four of the world's people will have a vote in an election in 2012, but no contest will get more attention than the presidential one in the US – if only for its entertainment value. So far the Republican primary has spoiled us, from Rick Perry's "oops" to corporate asset-stripper Mitt Romney's admission that he liked firing people, delivered just before he was snapped receiving a sit-down shoe-shine from an underling – not a good look for a would-be man of the people. En route we've had Rick Santorum insisting that he does not equate homosexuality with bestiality – or, as he memorably phrased it, "man on dog" – and that when he had appeared to make a disobliging reference to black people, he had in fact been speaking of "blah" people.
All amusing enough in its own way, but no match for this time four years ago, when the race between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton captured a rapt and global audience. The 2008 contest and its result achieved a remarkable turnaround in the US's standing overseas. The Pew survey found that while just over 50% of Britons, for example, had a favourable view of the US in the final Bush years, the figure had leapt close to 70% by the time Obama was in the White House.
Yet now the numbers are slipping again. I have my own unscientific indicator to go on too. A few years back I published a book calling for Britain to learn from America's founding ideal, to reshape our own creaking political machinery on the lines of the US constitution, with its separation of powers and guaranteed rights. Soon after publication, events conspired to make the US a hard sell. Whether it was the Monica Lewinsky-related impeachment of Bill Clinton, the Florida fiasco in which Al Gore seemed to lose an election he'd won or the entire Bush presidency, I was regularly confronted with the original subtitle of my book – How Britain Can Live the American Dream – and mockingly asked, "It's all looking like a bit of a nightmare now, isn't it?".
I'm hearing that again, as non-Americans watch not just the bizarre Republican presidential field but the paralysis of a US political system that has rendered an elected president apparently incapable of doing almost anything. The final straw came last August, when the US saw its credit rating downgraded after coming close to a default – all because Congress refused to raise the country's debt ceiling. Surely now, people wondered, I had given up my youthful enthusiasm for a set-up that could result in such madness?
Well, no, I haven't. I still admire a system in which election is the usual method for allocating public positions, including the head of state; whose second chamber is elected rather than appointed; which ensures serious power exists at local, town hall level; which locates sovereignty in the people rather than in an abstraction, such as our "crown in parliament"; and which sets down the rules and rights of national life in a written constitution that serves as a kind of owner's manual available to every citizen. All that I still admire.
But I confess the constipation embodied by the US Congress, the constant gridlock, has made me despair. A check on the executive is one thing; a triple-locked pair of handcuffs on the president's wrists, restraining him and his party from even, say, extending unemployment benefits to the needy, is quite different.
And yet this is not some inherent flaw in the US system, an outcome logically entailed by the founders' design and therefore unavoidable. On the contrary, it is the result of an abuse of the system, a consequence specifically of the march rightward of the Republican party.
Take the debt ceiling row. Congress never used to have a problem with that: the vote to raise the limit was always routine, nodded through 87 times since 1945, no matter which party was in charge. But today's Republicans seized on the chance to put a gun to the head of the US economy. Either the president caved to their demands or they were ready to see the country default. No wonder the credit agency Standard & Poor's declared as it took away America's triple-A rating that "the effectiveness, stability, and predictability of American policymaking and political institutions have weakened".
To be sure, that ability to hold the country to ransom was always there, buried within the rulebook. But convention and a shared assumption that no party would act blatantly against the national interest ensured those potential weapons lay dormant. Starting in the 1990s, under then-speaker Newt Gingrich, the Republicans cast aside those conventions, dismissing them as the cosy practices of Washington insiders, an offence against ideological purity. More important now is their Tea Party pledge to vote against any tax rise or new borrowing, no matter how damaging the impact.
So they threaten filibuster against any important Democratic measure and every presidential appointment, a trick that can only be foiled with 60 out of 100 Senate votes. That way the Republican minority exercises a veto over the Democratic majority, even if the result is paralysis in the face of economic crisis and hundreds of crucial government posts left empty. Again, the possibility of minority rule may have been there before. But it has taken the shift in today's Republican mindset to realise it.
And what is that shift? It is towards an anti-government fervour that recalls the militia movement of the 1990s, convinced that every Washington move – even a plan to expand healthcare – is motivated by wickedness and constitutes a step towards tyranny. In that context, any action to thwart the government beast is justified. Such ideas were always around on the lunatic fringe, but they have entered and now dominate the Republican mainstream. Today's presidential candidates must bow to them. In the words of Mike Lofgren, a Republican congressional staffer who recently quit after nearly 30 years' service, today's Republicans are less like a traditional political party and "more like an apocalyptic cult".
There is a bitter irony here, that the party that insists it is conservative and patriotic now threatens the centuries-old political system that lies at the core of the US's national identity. The ideal remains true, but it is being warped almost to breaking point by the very people who claim to be its loudest defenders.
Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt
Today's Quote:
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government."
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Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak.
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls"
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me". Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days, and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turn to the weatherman and ask, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: John Marshall
Today's Quote:
"It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself."
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Yesterday's Answer: Friedrich Nietzsche
Today's Quote:
"The power to tax is the power to destroy."
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Yesterday's Answer: Rosa Parks
Today's Quote:
"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
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Yesterday's Answer: Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Today's Quote:
"I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear."
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Yesterday's Answer: Elvis Presley
Today's Quote:
"It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret."
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Yesterday's Answer: Stevie Wonder
Today's Quote:
"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine."
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Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain
Today's Quote:
"You cannot base your life on other people's expectations."
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Yesterday's Answer: Henry Ward Beecher
Today's Quote:
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Robert G. Allen
Today's Quote:
"Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength."
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Yesterday's Answer: Robert H. Schuller
Today's Quote:
"Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist."
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Yesterday's Answer: Dale Carnegie
Today's Quote:
"Impossible situations can become possible miracles."
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I ran across the follow article in my internet travels today.
"A 10-year-old Mexican girl has given birth to a baby boy after a 31-week pregnancy, according to reports.
The premature infant, which weighed 3.3 pounds, was born by Caesarian section at the Women’s Hospital in the city of Puebla and is in the intensive care unit recovering from pneumonia.
The young mother, who is from the nearby San Francisco Totimehuacan community, has returned home after the procedure but visits the baby every day to breastfeed, officials said.
The Puebla state Attorney General's Office is now investigating whether the girl could have been raped and who the father is, the hospital’s director Rogelio Gonzalez said, according to UpFrontNewswire."
"Entering precocious puberty at the age of 8 months(some reports say 2.5 years), Medina gave birth to a 2.7 kg (6.0 lb) son, named Gerardo, by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 in Lima, Peru at age 5. Her parents, who assumed their daughter had a tumor, took her to a hospital, where she was determined to be seven months pregnant. Although Medina's father was arrested on suspicion of child sexual abuse, he was later released due to lack of evidence, and the identity of the biological father who impregnated Medina was never uncovered."
Yesterday's Answer: Seneca
Today's Quote:
"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing."
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I thought I would take a look at my most popular posts in 2011, according to Google Analytics. I was surprised by some of them, as they were posted years ago, and not in 2011, yet were still popular. Here they are in count down format in honor of the new year along with links to the blog post in case you think you missed something.
10. Saturday's Super Site - posted 03/24/2007
9. Quote Of The Day - posted 10/04/2009
8. Quote Of The Day - posted 05/11/2011
7. Quote Of The Day - posted 05/03/2011
6. Quote Of The Day - posted 04/22/2011
5. Is Jeff Talking About The View? - posted 03/27/2007
4. Quote Of The Day - posted 05/2/2011
3. One Bad Apple Spoils The Bunch - posted 08/06/2010
2. The Importance Of Initiative - posted 06/22/2007
And the most popular in 2011 is:
1. A 17 Pound Baby! - posted 09/27/2007
To Captain Dramatics dismay - none of his made the list. Here is a link to his in case you want to change the tides in his favor for 2012.
Yesterday's Answer: Dalai Lama
Today's Quote:
"No man ever became wise by chance."
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