Yeah! What she says!

Yeah! What she says!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Friday Funny

Skinny Dipping


An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Michael

Capt. Joseph McConnell
Capt. Joseph McConnell 32 years old from Dover, New Hampshire 39th Fighter-Interceptor Squadron, 51st Fighter-Interceptor Wing January 30 1922 – August 25 1954 U.S. Air Force

At the age of 28, Joseph McConnell was considered too old be a jet pilot in Korea, but he wouldn't let that stop him. He persisted and was assigned to 39th Fighter-Interceptor Squadron, 51st Fighter-Interceptor Wing in 1952 and was credited with shooting down 16 enemy planes in a four month period and became America's first
Triple Jet Ace when he shot down three of those planes in a single day.


You Can Read More About Capt. Joseph McConnell here and here.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Lucille Ball


Today's Quote:
"All bad precedents begin with justifiable measures."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt


Today's Quote:
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Lao Tzu


Today's Quote:
"It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday Funny

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Mervyn Deitel


Today's Quote:
"The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

Maj. Britt Reed
Maj. Britt Reed
U.S. Army

Maj. Britt Reed reads a Dr. Seuss book to children during a celebration of Dr. Seuss' birthday at Fort Rucker Primary School March 2.


Photo Courtesy U.S. Army Taken By Angela Williams

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: G. K. Chesterton


Today's Quote:
"The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Robert Heinlein


Today's Quote:
"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Emily Dickinson


Today's Quote:
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Leonardo da Vinci


Today's Quote:
"Forever is composed of nows."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: William Allen White


Today's Quote:
"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Friday Funny

The Power of a Badge.

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge. Show him your BADGE!"



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Ronald Reagan


Today's Quote:
"Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Michael

Capt. Albert H. Rooks
Capt. Albert H. Rooks
50 years old from Colton, Washington December 29, 1891 - March 1, 1942 U.S. Navy

On March 1, 1942, Captain Albert Harold Rooks, along with the majority of the crew of the USS Houston perished in the line of duty. The mere 368 survivors of the crew of more than 1,000 would be taken into captivity by the Japanese for the duration of the war and subjected to hard labor. Rooks was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions aboard the Houston.


You Can Read More About Capt. Rooks Here

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero. Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: BB King


Today's Quote:
"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Confucius


Today's Quote:
"The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Ayn Rand


Today's Quote:
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: John Stuart Mill


Today's Quote:
"Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Sir James Dewar


Today's Quote:
"One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday Funny

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: George Eliot


Today's Quote:
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Michael

1st Battalion, 9th Marines
1st Battalion, 9th Marines
U.S. Marines

This weeks post is a little different. Rather than an individual service member, or a group, Wednesday Hero is profiling an entire battalion. 1st Battalion, 9th Marines (1/9) aka "The Walking Dead". Activated on March 1, 1942, 1/9 has had a long and distinguished service history. Seeing deployments in WWII, Vietnam, Somalia and Iraq. During the Vietnam War they earned the nickname "The Walking Dead" because of their extremely high casualty rate. 1/9 was deactivated in September 1994 but were once again called back into service in 2005. There has also been four Medal Of Honor recipients from 1/9; Pfc. Frank Witek, 2nd Lt. John Leims, Sgt. Walter Singleton & Cpt. Wesley Fox.


You can read more about 1st Battalion, 9th Marines here and here

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Elbert Hubbard


Today's Quote:
"“It is never too late to be what you might have been."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Dr. Seuss


Today's Quote:
"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: John Locke


Today's Quote:
"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."


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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Ask Captain Dramatic

Homework is a difficult task in our house. Captain Dramatic hates it, thinks it is a waste of his time, and makes it a lot more difficult than it has to be. I am sure he isn't the only child who feels this way, or makes the task harder than it has to be. Tuesday night was not an exception.

Me: Do you homework.
CD: I am.

His pencil hasn't moved in minutes. I leave the dishes and join him at the kitchen table, and prepare for another battle of wills. He has one sheet of paper in front of him. It has one algebra word problem on it. It requires a written explanation of what the problem is asking the student to solve for, and then the student must solve the problem, showing their work.

Me: You haven't written anything.
CD: I don't get it.
Me: Yes you do. You just don't want to do it. That is different.
CD: **Big sigh**Eyeroll**
Me: Just get it over with and do the homework.
CD: Fine.

He begins to write. I can't ever read what he is writing he is scribbling so fast.

Me: OK. Now you can erase it all and write it again, so that I can read it.
CD: God mom! You can read that!
Me: No. I can't. Do it again and this time do it right.
CD: Fine!

And he begins to erase one word at a time.

Me: Seriously?

He starts laughing.

CD: I have to make sure I erase completely.

I raise an eyebrow and stare. He keeps laughing, and begins erasing one letter at a time.

CD: See one letter at a time works better. It is more thorough. See?
Me: I see no difference.
CD: Let me try one molecule at a time.

He laughs even harder, as he erases the smallest amount he can, brushes the page, and erases a tiny bit more. I am pretty fed up at this point. There was still a teaspoon on the table from dinner, and I picked it up.

CD: OK! OK! I will do it right!

He finally gets the page erased, and starts to rewrite his explanation. Of course, he has to read it one word at a time as he writes it.

CD: The prob-lem is ask-ing me to fig-ure out how much mon-ey the fish-ies...
Me: The plural for fish, is fish, not fishies.
CD: I know, but I like fishies.
Me: Erase fishies, and write it correctly.
CD: No I like fishies, and this is math. He isn't going to care if I don't use the right plural for fish.
Me: Right now, it isn't him you have to worry about pleasing. Change it.
CD: I don't see what the big deal is.
Me: **Big sigh**Eyeroll** (yes, I know where he gets it from)
CD: Fish-ies cost.

He stops, looks at the page.

CD: Nevermind. I don't like how that looks.
Me: Really? You can write so sloppy that I can't read it, and that didn't bother you. You can argue about fishies, and that is OK, but now that you wrote it, you think it looks funny?

He simply stared at me. I put my head in my hands. I was so ready to scream. He continues.

CD: How much the FISH cost-ed
Me: COST! NOT COST-ED!

I threw the spoon down on the table. CD immediately starts laughing hysterically. He has moved about as far away from me as he can through fits of laughter strangled breaths, and he manages to utter:

CD: I didn't write costed! I didn't write costed! You so should have seen your face though! So wroth it!

At this point, I couldn't keep a straight face any longer. I burst out laughing too. I then proceeded to call in Dad-E. I needed back-up.


To learn how you can submit your questions to Captain Dramatic, click here. Don't be shy!

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Muhammad Ali


Today's Quote:
"The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Lucille Ball


Today's Quote:
"Impossible is not a fact. Its an opinion."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain


Today's Quote:
"One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday Funny

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."




I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Clement Stone


Today's Quote:
"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who cannot read."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Cindy

Col. John Glenn
Col. John Glenn
90 years old from Cambridge, Ohio
U.S. Marines

We all know John Glenn the astronaut. Monday marked the 50th anniversary of his historic flight where he became the third American in space and the first to orbit the Earth. And John Glenn the U.S. Senator from Ohio. But what many may not know is that before that he had a distinguished career in the United States Marine Corps during which time he saw action in WWII and Korea and was the recipient of the Distinguished Flying Cross, US Navy Presidential Unit Citation, China Service Medal and many other awards.


You can read more about John Glenn's time in the military and NASA Here, Here and Here

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Janis Joplin


Today's Quote:
"When thinking won't cure fear, action will."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Margaret Thatcher


Today's Quote:
"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Salvador Dali


Today's Quote:
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Jane Goodall


Today's Quote:
"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Groucho Marx


Today's Quote:
"Every individual matters. Every individual has a role to play. Every individual makes a difference."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Mahatma Gandhi


Today's Quote:
"I`ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn`t it."


Submissions are welcome, but it means you can't guess on the quote you submitted. If you have a submission, please email it to mrsxoke@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name as you wish it to appear with your submission, a link to your web page or blog, and the name of the person who said or wrote your quote.

Friday Funny

BAR JAR

A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well...you pay $10 and if you pass only three tests, you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You must pay first. Those are the rules." says the bartender. After thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"Okay," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands. Third there's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex. You have to take care of that problem!"

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other things."

"Your call," says the bartender, "But, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says,"Where's the damn tequila?" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face, and he does it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out of the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and screaming sounds. Then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says, "Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Voltaire


Today's Quote:
"Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

Sgt. John Batemon
Sgt. John Batemon
B-Company 304th Military Intelligence Battalion, 111th Military Intelligence Brigade
U.S. Army

Sgt. John Batemon, B-Company 304th Military Intelligence Battalion, 111th Military Intelligence Brigade removes his shoes and shows off his injuries after the 12-mile march and range portions of the Best Warrior Competition.


Photo Courtesy U.S. Army Taken By Natalie Lakosil

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
Those Who Say That We're In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don't Know Where To Look

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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Pablo Picasso


Today's Quote:
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Jon Bon Jovi


Today's Quote:
"All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."


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Monday, February 13, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Albert Einstein


Today's Quote:
"Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be."


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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: William Wallace


Today's Quote:
"Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count."


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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Helen Keller


Today's Quote:
"Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives."


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Friday, February 10, 2012

Friday Funny

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.




I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Billie Holiday


Today's Quote:
"The world is full of suffering but it is also full of people overcoming it."


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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: James Dean


Today's Quote:
"Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose."


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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: David Sarnoff


Today's Quote:
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."


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Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Cindy

Sgt. Jimmie Begay
Sgt. Jimmie Begay
86 years old from Sawmill, Arizona
1st Marine Division, 2nd Battalion
February 1, 2012
U.S. Marines

The Navajo Nation has lost another code talker. Sgt. Jimmie Begay passed away Wednesday night at Tsehootsoi Medical Center in Fort Defiance at the age of 88 from a head injury he sustained after a fall. Sgt. Begay enlisted in the Marines in 1942 when he was 17 years old.


Sadly there isn't much information on Sgt. Begay, but you can read more about him here.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: General George S. Patton


Today's Quote:
"Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people."


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Monday, February 6, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Walt Disney


Today's Quote:
"Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash."


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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Woodrow T. Wilson


Today's Quote:
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."


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Saturday, February 4, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Abraham Lincoln


Today's Quote:
"We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers."


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Friday, February 3, 2012

Friday Funny

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go".

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is you're NOT my flight instructor?"



I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Billy Crystal


Today's Quote:
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."


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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Phyllis Diller


Today's Quote:
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."


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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Cindy

Pfc. Donny Eslinger & Smoke
Pfc. Donny Eslinger & Smoke
20 years old from Jemison, Alabama
1st Battalion, 24th Infantry Regiment, 1st Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, Bravo Company
U.S. Army

It was a mission just as important as any other they had encountered during their time in Afghanistan.

This time the 1-24 Infantry Battalion of the 1st Stryker Brigade Combat Team were determined to reunite soldier Donny Eslinger - who was seriously injured in a mortar attack in September - with a puppy he rescued during his deployment called Smoke.

And now it is Smoke's turn to rescue Donny, says his father Seminole County sheriff Don Eslinger Sr, who reunited the puppy with his owner today.

When Donny, who was serving in Afghanistan, encountered the pup in August he fell in love with him and stashed him in his backpack to hike back to camp.


You can read more about Pfc. Eslinger here and here

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Winston Churchill


Today's Quote:
"Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out."


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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Will Rogers


Today's Quote:
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."


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Monday, January 30, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: W. C. Fields


Today's Quote:
"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress."


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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Bob Hope


Today's Quote:
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."


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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Joe Namath


Today's Quote:
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."


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Friday, January 27, 2012

Friday Funny




I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Zsa Zsa Gabor


Today's Quote:
"Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP."


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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Jimmy Durante


Today's Quote:
"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."


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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

Maj. Merlyn Hans Dethlefsen
Maj. Merlyn Hans Dethlefsen
53 years old from Royal, Iowa
354th Tactical Fighter Squadron, 355th Tactical Fighter Wing
June 29, 1934 - December 14, 1987
U.S. Air Force

The President of the United States of America, in the name of Congress, takes pleasure in presenting the Medal of Honor to Major Merlyn Hans Dethlefsen, United States Air Force, for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty while serving with the 354th Tactical Fighter Squadron, 355th Tactical Fighter Wing, near Thai Nguyen, North Vietnam, on 10 March 1967. Major Dethlefsen was one of a flight of F-105 aircraft engaged in a fire suppression mission designed to destroy a key anti-aircraft defensive complex containing surface-to-air missiles (SAM), an exceptionally heavy concentration of anti-aircraft artillery, and other automatic weapons. The defensive network was situated to dominate the approach and provide protection to an important North Vietnam industrial center that was scheduled to be attacked by fighter bombers immediately after the strike by Major Dethlefsen's flight. In the initial attack on the defensive complex the lead aircraft was crippled, and Major Dethlefsen's aircraft was extensively damaged by the intense enemy fire. Realizing that the success of the impending fighter bomber attack on the center now depended on his ability to effectively suppress the defensive fire, Major Dethlefsen ignored the enemy's overwhelming firepower and the damage to his aircraft and pressed his attack. Despite a continuing hail of anti-aircraft fire, deadly surface-to-air missiles, and counterattacks by MIG interceptors, Major Dethlefsen flew repeated close range strikes to silence the enemy defensive positions with bombs and cannon fire. His action in rendering ineffective the defensive SAM and anti-aircraft artillery sites enabled the ensuing fighter bombers to strike successfully the important industrial target without loss or damage to their aircraft, thereby appreciably reducing the enemy's ability to provide essential war material. Major Dethlefsen's consummate skill and selfless dedication to this significant mission were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Air Force and reflect great credit upon himself and the Armed Forces of his country.

Maj. Dethlefson retired from the Air Force in 1977 with the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. He died in 1987 of natural causes and was buried in Arlington National Cemetery.


These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Groucho Marx


Today's Quote:
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."


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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Socrates


Today's Quote:
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."


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Monday, January 23, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain


Today's Quote:
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."


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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Victor Borge


Today's Quote:
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."


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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: George Burns


Today's Quote:
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."


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Friday, January 20, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain


Today's Quote:
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."


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Friday Funny

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A$1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS??'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.

I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt


Today's Quote:
"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement."


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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Wednesday's Hero

Capt. Eddie S. Ray
Capt. Eddie S. Ray
57 years old from Seattle, Washington
Company B, 1st Light Armored Infantry Battalion, Task Force Shepherd, 1st Marine Division
U.S. Marines

The President of the United States of America takes pleasure in presenting the Navy Cross to Captain Eddie S. Ray, United States Marine Corps, for extraordinary heroism while serving as Commanding Officer, Company B, First Light Armored Infantry Battalion, Task Force Shepherd, FIRST Marine Division, in the Emirate of Kuwait on 25 February 1991. During the early morning hours of G+1 of Operation Desert Storm, an Iraqi mechanized division counter-attacked elements of the FIRST Marine Division in the vicinity west of the flame and smoke engulfed Burgan Oil Fields in Southeastern Kuwait. As dense black smoke shrouded the battlefield, an Iraqi mechanized brigade engaged the FIRST Marine Division Forward Command Post security forces. During the ensuing intense ten hour battle, Captain Ray repeatedly maneuvered his Light Armored Vehicle Company in harm's way, skillfully integrating his Light Armored Infantry weapons, reinforcing TOW's, and AH-1W Attack Helicopters to decisively defeat main Iraqi counter-attacks. Leading from the front and constantly exposed to large volumes of enemy fire, Captain Ray led swift, violent attacks directly into the face of the vastly larger enemy force. These attacks shocked the enemy, destroyed 50 enemy Armored Personnel Carriers, and resulted in the capture of over 250 Iraqi soldiers. Operating perilously close to the attacking enemy, Captain Ray's courage, composure under fire, and aggressive war fighting spirit were instrumental in the defeat of a major enemy effort and the successful defense of the Division Forward Command Post. By his outstanding display of decisive leadership, unlimited courage in the face of heavy enemy fire, and utmost devotion to duty, Captain Ray reflected great credit upon himself and upheld the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service.


These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero.
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Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Lillian Gordy Carter


Today's Quote:
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"


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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Thomas Jefferson


Today's Quote:
"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'"


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Monday, January 16, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: George Washington


Today's Quote:
"A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicity."


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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Yesterday's Answer: Patrick Henry


Today's Quote:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Stop Pretending You Know What You Are Talking About

As an American, I don't comment, write, or orate on the political systems of other nations. I may ask questions in an attempt to try and understand them, and I may have a few quick remarks every now and again about their individual politicians, monarchs or dictators, but I don't even pretend to understand their political systems, or how they work. My main reason for this is, I believe that unless you have lived under that rule, and participated in that system for a number of years, you will be missing something important and end up making yourself look like the biggest idiot, or jerk there is.

It upsets me to see others do this because it seems it is always the Americans, and our system that are getting picked on. Most days I can blow it off and convince myself that it is just jealousy, or perhaps as it is with children, that picking on someone else makes you feel better about yourself. In actuality there is probably a little of column A and a little of column B mixed in to the truthful answer. Despite this, on occasion, I find myself upset by what is said. Primarily, because I live here, and what is being said really isn't true. I don't like the way American's, and our ideals are misinterpreted by people who presume to know what they are talking about when in actuality they can't even begin to grasp the concept.

Today I was set off by an article that I received via Twitter from The Guardian. For those of you who don't already know, this is a British paper. The funniest part, is this article was tweeted by a friend who is Scottish, and very opinionated about American politics. (In fact, he tweets about American politics more than those of the UK. The right and wrong of that fact alone is a totally different blog post though.) You can read the article in isn't entirety here, but I will post it below in bits and pieces with my thoughts and comments.

This Republican abuse of the system is not the American way
The centuries-old US political system is one to be admired. Yet ironically it's under threat from those who claim to be patriots

OK, unless you are new here, or unless you are from another nation that really hasn't lived under our system, you would take one look at this title and say "yep, and you think the other side is better?" You would immediately think that the article you are about to read is politically biased, and if you are like me, that means it is a useless, one-sided, piece of propaganda. For me, this type of article is usually quickly skipped. I don't need your editorial on anything. I can write my own editorial, after I make up my own mind. Thank you. I almost stopped reading this article at this point, because as far as I was concerned the author just lost any credibility I may have given them for simply being a published author, by simply being so blatantly biased in their writing, and by doing this so early in their article.

They say one in four of the world's people will have a vote in an election in 2012, but no contest will get more attention than the presidential one in the US – if only for its entertainment value. So far the Republican primary has spoiled us, from Rick Perry's "oops" to corporate asset-stripper Mitt Romney's admission that he liked firing people, delivered just before he was snapped receiving a sit-down shoe-shine from an underling – not a good look for a would-be man of the people. En route we've had Rick Santorum insisting that he does not equate homosexuality with bestiality – or, as he memorably phrased it, "man on dog" – and that when he had appeared to make a disobliging reference to black people, he had in fact been speaking of "blah" people.

First, my mother always taught me that if people were to worry as much about themselves and what they are doing wrong, as they do about others and what they are doing wrong, this world would be a much better place. Secondly, my mother also taught me that finding amusement in other people's plights didn't say much about you as a person. It usually means you are shallow, and without compassion. Thirdly, I learned that my mother is always right. With that said, the author lost more credibility for the reasons I listed above, in the first two paragraphs alone, and we haven't even read far enough to see his point yet. At this stage, I am hoping he has one.

All amusing enough in its own way, but no match for this time four years ago, when the race between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton captured a rapt and global audience. The 2008 contest and its result achieved a remarkable turnaround in the US's standing overseas. The Pew survey found that while just over 50% of Britons, for example, had a favourable view of the US in the final Bush years, the figure had leapt close to 70% by the time Obama was in the White House.

Yet now the numbers are slipping again. I have my own unscientific indicator to go on too. A few years back I published a book calling for Britain to learn from America's founding ideal, to reshape our own creaking political machinery on the lines of the US constitution, with its separation of powers and guaranteed rights. Soon after publication, events conspired to make the US a hard sell. Whether it was the Monica Lewinsky-related impeachment of Bill Clinton, the Florida fiasco in which Al Gore seemed to lose an election he'd won or the entire Bush presidency, I was regularly confronted with the original subtitle of my book – How Britain Can Live the American Dream – and mockingly asked, "It's all looking like a bit of a nightmare now, isn't it?".

*Sigh* This frustrates me beyond belief. This is an article in a news paper after all. Our political election process between Obama and Clinton made us look better overseas? Seriously? I really think we need to find y'all better hobbies, and a few books on the American political system that are NOT written by this author. The race wasn't between Obama and Clinton! They are both democrats! It couldn't have been between them unless you were only watching the primaries and then you tuned out. Oh, and Clinton wasn't impeached you moron. He served two full terms. Nor did Al Gore lose an election he won. If you win you win. If you lose, you lose. You can't win, then lose. And honestly, Al Gore losing Florida, was NOT a fiasco. The guy can't even spell potato.

This is more credibility lost. You had already lost all your credibility as a writer with me, so the only points left were for factual accounts, and now those are gone. You are in pretty sad shape now, as the first two paragraphs lost you your human points.

I'm hearing that again, as non-Americans watch not just the bizarre Republican presidential field but the paralysis of a US political system that has rendered an elected president apparently incapable of doing almost anything. The final straw came last August, when the US saw its credit rating downgraded after coming close to a default – all because Congress refused to raise the country's debt ceiling. Surely now, people wondered, I had given up my youthful enthusiasm for a set-up that could result in such madness?

I have news for all of you, Republican and Democrat and foreign populaces alike. Listen up. The American political system did not render Obama impotent in office. His arrogance, and inability to be compromise has. Nobody will work well with someone who presents himself as Obama has. Think about this in terms of where you work. If you have a co-worker who walks around acting like they are perfect, they do no wrong, and really are just that important, what would you do? Me, and I assume a great number of you, would be lining up to knock that person down a few rungs on that ladder of self-importance that they have climbed. Especially if the same people who put you on that pedestal are now the ones you look down on, and talk down to. I imagine there are members of the Senate and House that feel the same way.

Obama isn't dealing with anything more difficult than his predecessors were in terms of bipartisan bickering in Congress. Take a look at the bottom of this chart showing the majorities in the white house, and the presidents party. (You may also find the GDP interesting. I did.)




As for our downgraded credit rating, well, we deserved that. We have been spending outside of our means and our debt it too great. Congress did the right thing, as the debt needs to be controlled. At a business or personal level the practice of spending outside of your means is disastrous. It can't be OK for a nation to do it either. In this rare case, Congress heard the American people. That is their job.

Well, no, I haven't. I still admire a system in which election is the usual method for allocating public positions, including the head of state; whose second chamber is elected rather than appointed; which ensures serious power exists at local, town hall level; which locates sovereignty in the people rather than in an abstraction, such as our "crown in parliament"; and which sets down the rules and rights of national life in a written constitution that serves as a kind of owner's manual available to every citizen. All that I still admire.

But I confess the constipation embodied by the US Congress, the constant gridlock, has made me despair. A check on the executive is one thing; a triple-locked pair of handcuffs on the president's wrists, restraining him and his party from even, say, extending unemployment benefits to the needy, is quite different.

The President's wrists are not restrained. His ability to present a proper solution is. That isn't Congress's fault. Extending unemployment benefits to those who need them is wanted by both sides. What is not wanted is a system that does not urge them to return to work, because why would they do that if they are going to earn money sitting on their duffs at home? Also, keep in mind, we are not a socialist country. We do not believe in socialism. We subscribe to capitalism, even with it's flaws. It is at this point that the writer would lose more points with me, provided he had any left, for trying to graft his ideals from his nation onto ours, and depicting our set-up as flawed because it doesn't match his.

And yet this is not some inherent flaw in the US system, an outcome logically entailed by the founders' design and therefore unavoidable. On the contrary, it is the result of an abuse of the system, a consequence specifically of the march rightward of the Republican party.

You forget, dear writer, that the current Congress is split about 50-50, and until recently was controlled by the President's own party, the Democrats. I don't think you can blame this on Republicans.

Take the debt ceiling row. Congress never used to have a problem with that: the vote to raise the limit was always routine, nodded through 87 times since 1945, no matter which party was in charge. But today's Republicans seized on the chance to put a gun to the head of the US economy. Either the president caved to their demands or they were ready to see the country default. No wonder the credit agency Standard & Poor's declared as it took away America's triple-A rating that "the effectiveness, stability, and predictability of American policymaking and political institutions have weakened".

You can't kill an economy that has already died. Even if you put a gun to it's head. Our economy had already tanked. The jury is still out as to if raising the debt ceiling would have helped one way or the other. That depends on which economist you talk to.

To be sure, that ability to hold the country to ransom was always there, buried within the rulebook. But convention and a shared assumption that no party would act blatantly against the national interest ensured those potential weapons lay dormant. Starting in the 1990s, under then-speaker Newt Gingrich, the Republicans cast aside those conventions, dismissing them as the cosy practices of Washington insiders, an offence against ideological purity. More important now is their Tea Party pledge to vote against any tax rise or new borrowing, no matter how damaging the impact.

So they threaten filibuster against any important Democratic measure and every presidential appointment, a trick that can only be foiled with 60 out of 100 Senate votes. That way the Republican minority exercises a veto over the Democratic majority, even if the result is paralysis in the face of economic crisis and hundreds of crucial government posts left empty. Again, the possibility of minority rule may have been there before. But it has taken the shift in today's Republican mindset to realise it.

You are forgetting something very important. Both parties you are speaking of are doing exactly what they feel is in the best interest of the country. What they feel is right for the country just happens to be on opposing sides of the spectrum. As to crucial government posts being left empty, well, I am not so sure they were all that crucial. Life here for the citizens has been pretty normal really. If these posts were crucial, I would have expected more of us would have noticed a bigger change in day to day life. Besides, government is a huge and bloated thing, and needed to lose some dead weight most probably.

And what is that shift? It is towards an anti-government fervour that recalls the militia movement of the 1990s, convinced that every Washington move – even a plan to expand healthcare – is motivated by wickedness and constitutes a step towards tyranny. In that context, any action to thwart the government beast is justified. Such ideas were always around on the lunatic fringe, but they have entered and now dominate the Republican mainstream. Today's presidential candidates must bow to them. In the words of Mike Lofgren, a Republican congressional staffer who recently quit after nearly 30 years' service, today's Republicans are less like a traditional political party and "more like an apocalyptic cult".

There is a bitter irony here, that the party that insists it is conservative and patriotic now threatens the centuries-old political system that lies at the core of the US's national identity. The ideal remains true, but it is being warped almost to breaking point by the very people who claim to be its loudest defenders.

To this last section of the article, I have only one thing to say, "A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away." (Barry Goldwater) The anti-government shift didn't just arrive. Even our founding fathers believed that government needed to be kept under strict control. Here are some examples that are straight from their mouths:

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government." - Patrick Henry

"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force. And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington

A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicity. - Thomas Jefferson, First Inaugural Address. (By the way, this one also mentions that he didn't like socialism, such as welfare, social medicine, and other such things.)

Now, lets re-visit where I started. It angers me that someone who does not live here, feels they have the right, and the ability to comment on something that they so obviously don't grasp. What is even more far-fetched is that they think they have a firm grasp on the topic, and back that supposed firm grasp up by comparing it to a system that Americans have been trying to avoid since this country's inception. To top it all off, this writer vilifies a political party that, according to recent numbers, represents about half of this nation's registered voting population.

The writer did all of this to say and prove what? That Republicans are evil? Maybe that was his point. If so, it is a sad representation of who he is as a person. Seriously, all career politicians are evil! This is not something that the rest of the world is just figuring out I hope...

One wonderful idea I came up with while reading this article though was that we should send Obama to the United Kingdom to rule them. They still like him even though he insulted the Queen with gifts of an iPod full of his speeches (arrogant!), and and set of DVD's full of American classic films that were not even in the right region (arrogant and stupid!). Not only that, but they already have socialism, so Obama will fit right it. We will keep the American Dream here with us, and alive, but continuing to reward those who work hard, and hopefully inspiring those who don't by showing them what can be gained with a little hard work.