Yesterday's Answer: Thomas Fuller
Today's Quote:
"We are not human beings having a Spiritual experience. We are Spiritual beings having a human experience."
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Yesterday's Answer: Abraham Lincoln
Today's Quote:
"Nothing is easy to the unwilling."
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Yesterday's Answer: Albert Einstein
Today's Quote:
"You cannot help people by permanently doing for them, what they could and should do themselves."
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Yesterday's Answer: Robert Collier
Today's Quote:
"Most people see what is, and never see what can be."
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Yesterday's Answer: H. Jackson Brown
Today's Quote:
"Your chances of success in any undertaking can always be measured by your belief in yourself."
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Yesterday's Answer: Margaret Mead
Today's Quote:
"Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you."
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Yesterday's Answer: Benvenuto Cellini
Today's Quote:
"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."
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A lady walked into a pharmacy & spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked: "Do you have Viagra."
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," He answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked
"I can if I take two," he answered.
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
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Yesterday's Answer: Richard Bach
Today's Quote:
"Little beginnings sometimes have great endings."
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Yesterday's Answer: T.S. Eliot
Today's Quote:
"In order to live happily and free, you may have to sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice."
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Yesterday's Answer: Charles Dickens
Today's Quote:
"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
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Yesterday's Answer: Wayne Dyer
Today's Quote:
"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another."
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Yesterday's Answer: Lyndon B Johnson
Today's Quote:
"Do not abandon trust when your ego thinks things should be different than they are."
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Yesterday's Answer: Confucius
Today's Quote:
"Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time."
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Yesterday's Answer: Albert Einstein
Today's Quote:
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
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FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 30 YEARS TO LEARN
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
Your friends love you anyway.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Today's Quote:
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
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Yesterday's Answer: The Dalai Lama
Today's Quote:
"We are not human beings having a Spiritual experience. We are Spiritual beings having a human experience."
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Yesterday's Answer: Tina Turner
Today's Quote:
"A genuine, affectionate smile is very important in our day to day lives."
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Yesterday's Answer: Aristotle
Today's Quote:
"Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you'll find that when you are free, your true self comes out."
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Yesterday's Answer: Thomas Jefferson
Today's Quote:
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought, without accepting it."
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Yesterday's Answer: Carl Gustav Jung
Today's Quote:
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
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Yesterday's Answer: Abraham Lincoln
Today's Quote:
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
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Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'
So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle.
Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:
"Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks! That's real POLITICAL SPIN
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Yesterday's Answer: Mark Twain
Today's Quote:
"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
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Yesterday's Answer: Swami Vivekananda
Today's Quote:
"The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation."
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Yesterday's Answer: Marcus Aurelius
Today's Quote:
"People laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at them because they are all the same."
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Yesterday's Answer: Leo Tolstoy
Today's Quote:
"Remember this, that very little is needed to make a happy life."
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Yesterday's Answer: Plato
Today's Quote:
"Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly."
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Yesterday's Answer: Mother Teresa
Today's Quote:
"Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow."
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Yesterday's Answer: Herbert Hoover
Today's Quote:
"What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family."
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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship". As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long it has been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter. He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. “‘Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. “‘Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt
Today's Quote:
"Be patient and calm for no one can catch fish in anger."
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Yesterday's Answer: Harlan Howard
Today's Quote:
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
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