Dear President Obama

Perhaps not something that was really sent to the President, and perhaps Richard Ford isn't even a real person living in Queen Creek, Arizona, but this short little letter that arrived in my inbox is to the point, and makes a very valid point.

Subject: A short note to the President

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You
know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek, AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?