Yesterday's Answer: Mother Teresa
Today's Quote:
"You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth."
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Yesterday's Answer: John Adams
Today's Quote:
"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."
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Yesterday's Answer: Thomas Carlyle
Today's Quote:
"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader."
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Yesterday's Answer: Sydney J. Harris
Today's Quote:
"Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world."
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Yesterday's Answer: Helen Keller
Today's Quote:
"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?"
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Yesterday's Answer: Shaquille O'Neal
Today's Quote:
"The highest result of education is tolerance."
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This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the better off they are.
AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync.
HOLY WATER
A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.
RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
INCENSE
Holy Smoke!
JESUITS
An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with good basketball teams.
JONAH
The original 'Jaws' story.
JUSTICE
When kids have kids of their own.
KYRIE ELEISON
The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
(For you non-Catholics it means "Lord have mercy".)
MAGI
The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
MANGER
Where Mary placed Jesus because Joseph forgot the crib when packing the donkey.
PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
PROCESSION
The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
STABLE
Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough)
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.
USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.
I will probably offend everyone of you at least once, although I never intend to. Please take these for what they are. They are jokes. The world needs a bit more laughter.
I would love to hear your jokes as well. Feel free to email them to me, or leave them in the comments below. If I feature yours, I will ask for your website, so I can link back to you. :)
Yesterday's Answer: Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Today's Quote:
"Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do."
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Yesterday's Answer: Rosalynn Carter
Today's Quote:
"It requires less character to discover the faults of others than it does to tolerate them."
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Yesterday's Answer: Stephen Wright
Today's Quote:
"A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be."
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Yesterday's Answer: Albert Camus
Today's Quote:
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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Yesterday's Answer: Will Rogers
Today's Quote:
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."
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Yesterday's Answer: Leo Buscaglia
Today's Quote:
"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."
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